May 6, 2006: Mets vs. Braves (Shea Stadium)

RadioMercenary: look at that zambrano with a k
SpiritRoomFL: kid gloves my friend
RadioMercenary: ooo he struck out larry
RadioMercenary: well i for one did not see that coming
SpiritRoomFL: ill say
SpiritRoomFL: lets smoke em out of the gate
RadioMercenary: yeah

RadioMercenary: whoo reyes
RadioMercenary: carlos squared strikes again with a walk and an rbi single
SpiritRoomFL: we gotta get on hudson before he can establish a groove
RadioMercenary: the first time through the batting order opposing hitters are batting .153
RadioMercenary: he starts in a groove
RadioMercenary: what are you talking about
SpiritRoomFL: well he got it goin early last time in shea and howd that turn out?
RadioMercenary: whats your point
RadioMercenary: hes a good pitcher
RadioMercenary: its not like hes the guy we have going
RadioMercenary: anyways let get some more
RadioMercenary: uh oh
SpiritRoomFL: double whammy
SpiritRoomFL: lima time
RadioMercenary: lima time is all the time
RadioMercenary: wow druw strikes out
RadioMercenary: goddamn it
SpiritRoomFL: PUSSY!
RadioMercenary: hes finally not fucking up
RadioMercenary: booo
RadioMercenary: maybe he had to take a leak
SpiritRoomFL: at least give em a signal
RadioMercenary: when you gotta go, you gotta go
SpiritRoomFL: that seems to be the least of our concern right now
RadioMercenary: that was just weird though
RadioMercenary: oh well i have more faith in oliver then zambrano
RadioMercenary: lol
RadioMercenary: he better be hurt though because he looked like such a bitch just leaving

SpiritRoomFL: hes lucky that trax is stinkin and maine and B40 are on the DL
RadioMercenary: wow that sucks
SpiritRoomFL: b/c if they werent, he probably wouldve just sealed his ticket out of town
SpiritRoomFL: oh goddamnit
SpiritRoomFL: why does he only showe up against us?
RadioMercenary: he just one good day
RadioMercenary: chill out
SpiritRoomFL: well look at it this way
SpiritRoomFL: oliver used to be a pretty effectiove starter in his day
RadioMercenary: i dont think so
RadioMercenary: his career era is 5.06
SpiritRoomFL: didnt he used to pitch on the texas playoff teams tho?
RadioMercenary: career whip is 1.54 and inn his career the league batting .288
RadioMercenary: so who gives a shit?
RadioMercenary: one that was 10 years ago
RadioMercenary: two not everyone has to be an ace on a playoff team
SpiritRoomFL: well thanks for that boost lol
RadioMercenary: but lets see
RadioMercenary: in 1996, 14-6, 4.66 era, 1.53 whip
RadioMercenary: in 1998, 6-7, 6.53 era, 1.77 whip
RadioMercenary: and he wasnt a ranger in 1999
RadioMercenary: in fact was traded to st louis midway through 98
SpiritRoomFL: oh
RadioMercenary: anyways we shall see what happens
SpiritRoomFL: ramooooooooooone
SpiritRoomFL: hit one away from marcus giles!
RadioMercenary: ramoooooone victor zambrano has sand in his vagina
SpiritRoomFL: ramoooooooooooooooone divine zambrano went to the underpants gnomes' village!
RadioMercenary: marcus giles is putting on a show
SpiritRoomFL: you know how they play the bells after the strikeout?
RadioMercenary: yes

SpiritRoomFL: well, a couple years ago, the room was silent and so were the annopuncers when it played
SpiritRoomFL: my dog started barking at the TV
RadioMercenary: lol ok
RadioMercenary: all righty
RadioMercenary: its carlos
SpiritRoomFL: here comes the BOOm!
SpiritRoomFL: *BOOM!
SpiritRoomFL: goddamnit lol
RadioMercenary: he finally realized one of the colors of the mets was
RadioMercenary: royal blue
RadioMercenary: beacause thats where he did his best work
SpiritRoomFL: hahahaha
RadioMercenary: carlos squared baby
SpiritRoomFL: i woulda said houston, but its just semantics
RadioMercenary: the royals have a much larger body of work
RadioMercenary: and i could hit 40 home runs in that dinky park
RadioMercenary: they're waiting for a medical report on zambrano
RadioMercenary: andruw is killing our catcher
RadioMercenary: s
RadioMercenary: and there you have it, discomfort in the elbow for victor

SpiritRoomFL: *insert fan discomfort joke here*
RadioMercenary: lol
SpiritRoomFL: btw, the whistle thing between pitches is "there it go" by juelz santana
RadioMercenary: i did not know that
RadioMercenary: oliver does it all

SpiritRoomFL: he'll make you pay for his dry cleanin
RadioMercenary: yes he will
RadioMercenary: fuck zambrano lets just have him start lol
RadioMercenary: lol its el bart
RadioMercenary: oh noes
SpiritRoomFL: i pledge allegiance to flavor
SpiritRoomFL: grandpa's convinced that met fans actually like larry
SpiritRoomFL: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sure, whatever
RadioMercenary: come again?
RadioMercenary: i dont think they like him
RadioMercenary: but they respect him
SpiritRoomFL: in the "goddamnit, why cant he do this to someone else " kind of way
RadioMercenary: pretty much

RadioMercenary: and thats the difference between met and yankee fans, we boo chipper and call him larry, etc etc
RadioMercenary: but yankee fans with big papi
RadioMercenary: well you dont want children around thats for sure
SpiritRoomFL: ho ho
RadioMercenary: el bart strikes again
SpiritRoomFL: and andruw says "why you little!"
RadioMercenary: lol
RadioMercenary: he didnt even run
RadioMercenary: ok all the mets need is to get hudson out

SpiritRoomFL: fuck adam laroche....FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE EAR!
RadioMercenary: druw is gone!
RadioMercenary: wow they can actually get hits into center now
SpiritRoomFL: nohexnohexnohexnohexnohexnohexnohex
RadioMercenary: first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
RadioMercenary: x delivers
SpiritRoomFL: RAMOOOOOOOONE
SpiritRoomFL: MAKE THIS FUCKER 4-3!
RadioMercenary: ramooooooone
RadioMercenary: oh noes its valentin
RadioMercenary: well he shut me up
SpiritRoomFL: its not casual saturday
SpiritRoomFL: ties needed
RadioMercenary: ho ho
SpiritRoomFL: yea i kno
RadioMercenary: i chuckled though, that wasnt too bad lol
RadioMercenary: carlos beltran looming on deck
RadioMercenary: timmy wants a piece of carlos it seems
SpiritRoomFL: unintentional IBB?
RadioMercenary: i wouldnt think so
RadioMercenary: here we go
RadioMercenary: that lil jap can hit
SpiritRoomFL: me hit ball far!
SpiritRoomFL: tiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpiritRoomFL: tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!
SpiritRoomFL: tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmy!
RadioMercenary: 4-0, 1.70 era for hudson vs the mets
RadioMercenary: to which they say to bobby cox
RadioMercenary: silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me
SpiritRoomFL: are you a fuckin ass? dont you know who the fuck i am? he must not know who i am!
RadioMercenary: lol
RadioMercenary: and he got burned by kaz
RadioMercenary: point laugh and draw attention
RadioMercenary: oh its the second part of carlos squared

RadioMercenary: and delgado "oh im ready to beat his ass"
SpiritRoomFL: i apply the kobe comments to peter moylan
SpiritRoomFL: do i know this kid?
RadioMercenary: hes an aussie!
RadioMercenary: whatever moylan is trying to do
RadioMercenary: its not working
SpiritRoomFL: ha ha!
RadioMercenary: how pwnt
RadioMercenary: ha!*
RadioMercenary: well thanks to peter moylans antics
RadioMercenary: your final line on tim hudson, who was 4-0 with a 1.53 era against the mets in his career thus far
RadioMercenary: 6 1/3 ip, 9 h, 6 r; earned, 3 bb and 2 k
SpiritRoomFL: *dah dunt duh!*
RadioMercenary: ENDY!
RadioMercenary: haha

SpiritRoomFL: strap in
SpiritRoomFL: we're pushin i to the limit
SpiritRoomFL: *it
RadioMercenary: yes we are

RadioMercenary: whooo
RadioMercenary: lol
RadioMercenary: Julio has given up the 2nd most hrs among relievers
RadioMercenary: i have to know
RadioMercenary: whos the first?
RadioMercenary: oh noes
SpiritRoomFL: how many?
SpiritRoomFL: i know wagner's given up 3
RadioMercenary: julio has given up 4
SpiritRoomFL: really?
SpiritRoomFL: it said the mets pen overall has given up 4
RadioMercenary: wow that was just bad luck
RadioMercenary: no it didnt
RadioMercenary: unless your watching tbs
RadioMercenary: julio i know has given up at least 2 that i know, plus wagner's 3 is already more then 5
RadioMercenary: oh no the fuhrer is getting loose
RadioMercenary: oh noes its too late
RadioMercenary: oh no i cant watch
RadioMercenary: wow that was intense
SpiritRoomFL: i almost performed brain surgery w/ my thumb and index finger
SpiritRoomFL: for the entire inning
RadioMercenary: lol
SpiritRoomFL: on the edge is no way to go thru life